The Kardashian Way

As much as it pains me to say this, Kim Kardashian’s body is SICK. It’s safe to say that her meals went to all the right places. Now the topic of authenticity is a whole other beast; but at this point, it doesn’t really matter much. I do find it interesting though that with all the gym candids we get from her, her weight doesn’t not fluctuate very much. I’m pretty sure that if I compare a photo of Kim from 2010 and 2012, the only difference would be her face.

Hold on, Project!



You see, two different people.

What’s crazy is that she would be 100 times more attractive is she dressed for her body type. Someone needs to inform her that every garment should not possess the word bodycon in its name and that one size up does not mean plus-sized, it means comfort.

I have scoured the internet, searched high and low, for some sort of self-reported workout plan. Unfortunately the only detailed plan I could find was a generic plan from Shape. Nothing against the magazine, but I think that most celebrities in those articles very rarely perform the moves that they are endorsing.

At any rate, you want a butt like Kim’s, squat until your legs fall off; and if that doesn’t work, you could always have a fat transfer procedure for a nominal fee. Just saying.

**note: the last statement represents the most severe form of sarcasm**

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